Last night, I saw the Malian musician Issa Bagayogo and his band perform in a free concert. They were truly superb. It made me marvel again at all the great music that comes out of Mali. And as I watched how he could make those over-fed white people in the audience get up and dance, it occurred to me that here was the solution to all of our problems: Mali must invade the U.S. and take it over...Just think about this...Rush Limbaugh (speaking of over-fed white people)--the man's addicted to pain-killers, right? It makes perfect sense. If you were Rush Limbaugh, wouldn't you be addicted to pain-killers? The pain is caused by the fear that white people (or their surrogates) may not always rule the world as they have for the last 500 years. Well, here's the remedy: let Mali take over and let Issa Bagayogo teach that miserable son of a bitch how to dance.
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